DAY 7 of PORTMANIA 17 is also JUNE 9th!
WHICH MEANS IT’S JOHNNY DEPP’S BIRTHDAY!!
WHAT?! someone else’s birthday?!?! who could it be?!!
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NATALIE F’N PORTMAN!
That’s right. ANA made a new Birthday Wallpaper for everyone to enjoy!
now Let’s get things started on this Most Sensational, Inspirational, Celebrational, NATALIETATIONAL!!
This Is What We Call PORTMANIA!
DAY 6.
how do you start the day before the last day of PORTMANIA!?
with a classy wallpaper by STEVE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
and so it starts!
Day FIVE of PORTMANIA 17 is today!
Quesse made this wallpaper! he’s attended PORTMANIA every year. more or less. there was that one time we had to change venues to be cheaper and, like a lot of people, he skipped out that year. but anyway I can excuse his mix-up of how many PORTMANIA’S there have been. and who can blame him? there’s 17 of them for crying out loud.
but enough of that. he calls his piece “PORTMANIA Submission #1”. WHICH I hope means there’ll be a #2!! because we have nothing ELSE!!!!!
OH MY GOSH. I remember brushing my teeth this morning but I can’t remember if I flossed or not.
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You’ll see a smilin’ face, a fireplace, a cozy room
DAY 4! and now the pic of the day by ANA!
yes. we do wear underwear during PORTMANIA! we’re classy that way.
hang in there!!
it’s Day 3 of PORTMANIA! AND Ana shows up! she made the GIF. and now this PORTMANIA has officially started.
today we’ll all laugh and learn about the movie GOYA’S GHOSTS!
but BEFORE THAT you have to click MORE.
For those who want it.
Well now it’s Day 2 of PORTMANIA 17,
yesterday we talked about …. I don’t remember what we talked about. but nothing will prepare you for what SURPRISES await you on this FABULOUS PORTMANIA DAY! you only have to click MORE to find out!!!!! PLEEEAAASSSEE????
AND WE’LL DANCE IF WE WANT TO.
34 years in the making….PORTMANIA 17
STARTS TODAY!
and it ends next Tuesday – Natalie Portman’s BIRTHDAY!
and PORTMANIA is the week long celebration where KINDNESS, EQUALITY and RATIONALITY rule.
EVERYONE KNOWS ALL OF THAT!
but what you may not know is that thousands of Natalie Portman fans go each year without PORTMANIA. because their internet SUCKS. What can you do to help these poor people?
…. click more to find out.
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Portmania—our annual week-long celebration of our namesake's birthday—is quickly approaching. It would be awesome if any of you Natalie fans out there can contribute fanworks to celebrate the occasion.…
