DAY FIVE is alive with PORTMANIA!
That’s right, it’s the final day of PORTMANIA 26!
And that means it’s Natalie Portman’s Birthday! 🎉 🎂 🥳 6981!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NATALIE PORTMAN!
Now let’s grab some balls and start one last day of PORTMANIA!
HELLO! It’s DAY FOUR of PORTMANIA!!
PORTMANIA IS LOVE and SUGAR!! and the good kind of Cholesterol!
And today we have Puppies and Rainbows! So come on in, the water’s fine…
It’s DAY TWO! YOU’RE HERE! And so am I!
And we’re lucky because not only is DAY TWO of PORTMANIA 26 filled with hilarity and fun, there’s also real Natalie news! New pics! New articles! New videos of articles!
Hello everyone and welcome to PORTMANIA! DAY ONE!
PORTMANIA 26 in fact. For almost a quarter of a century we at NP.com have celebrated Natalie Portman’s birthday with PORTMANIA!! A five day festivity of love, kindness, and garbage. A salute to NATALIE PORTMAN and all of her successes and all of her faults! We don’t judge! and this Sunday Natalie Portman turns 43!
Now please, Dive into the adventure of love that is…
PORTMANIA…
Day Four of PORTMANIA is now! and it’s gonna start today I swear!!!
But before we get Truly Started, let’s see how everyone is getting along at the PORTMANIA Party…
Looks like everything is going well! So let’s get going with DAY FOUR of PORTMANIA 25!!!
It’s DAY THREE of PORTMANIA!
We made it this far! I can’t believe it!
What happens on DAY three?! Now that we’re officially started, We can REALLY get Started! That’s what!!
So now let’s get started quick!! and to the point!
It’s time for Day Two of PORTMANIA XXV!!!
And we’re very excited because Day 2 of PORTMANIA is when things really get started! It may seem like it started yesterday. But not really. I really don’t know how to get this PORTMANIA Party Started. I’ve run out of ideas after 25 PORTMANIAS. Well, actually, it was after the third one. But I feel we didn’t really get started at all. This PORTMANIA has failed already!
But just being a loser isn’t enough anymore. When you fail you have to TRY AGAIN.
Hey kids! What time is it??
We’re Ready, We’re Willing and We’re Able!
That’s right! It’s the first day of PORTMANIA 25! Natalie Portman turns 42 this Friday. And so, I bring you another PORTMANIA!! A five day celebration of Natalie Portman herself!
