This year, Portmania is a teen. And bad luck. A bad luck teen as Natalie turns 30 and is with child. You couldn't make this up. Portmania will begin, Sanjiro…

On other sites I’ve seen a lot of comments along the lines of “she’s been pregnant forever!” and “is that baby ever going to arrive?”. They’re kind of ridiculous because Natalie isn’t some medical marvel. It may SEEM like it’s been a long time but surely these people realize that, actually, it’s probably been about as long as most other pregnancies.

But since we are presumably getting very close now, I thought I’d do a silly poll for you guys to guess when Nat Jnr. will enter the world. Feel free to give your guesses in the comments section as well. Winner gets…errr…bragging rights?

I’m going for June 9, just because it’d be ridiculous to have Natalie, Natalie’s mom and Nat Jnr. all born on the same day.

As for the Hesher results, 50% of voters were raring and ready to watch Hesher in theatres while on the other side of the coin, and this sums up the Hesher situation, only 1 vote was given to “I’ve already seen it”.

Results are after the jump…

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