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I just noticed that we passed 2000 followers on Twitter. I'm not sure when we passed that mark but I'm going to assume it was Thursday and that it was…

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New PSA

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Natalie and Zoe Saldana (Avatar) have filmed PSA's for Lend A Hand, a new FINCA campaign which shows how your donation is recycled to help more and more women looking…

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PORTMANIA IS REALLY NEAT

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Normally Sanjiro goes AWOL near the ends of Portmania’s and I have to wrap things up. But this time he wasn’t able to make his update because of a computer snafu. Luckily, he sent it to me and so from here on out, here’s Sanji…

It is made of turtle meat!

WE ALL LOVE YOU PORTMANIA!!

GUYS. Natalie is THIRTY.!!

today is the last day of PORTMANIA 13!! the last day to eat blueberry galle!!! the last day to BUY ME PANTS! when we first started this website in feb 2000 natalie was 18. and now she isn’t!!

it’s been eleven years and 13 PORTMANIAs. (the numbering is convoluted) and now we’re all grown up. let’s take a PORTMANIA moment to applaud DAZZA who still updates this site daily. after eleven fricking years! HOORAY DAZZA!

also we’ll take a PORTMANIA moment to wish Natalie Portman’s Mother a HAPPY BIRTHDAY as well. and her unborn child a SOON-TO-BE HAPPY BIRTHDAY. AND JOHNNY DEPP!!

JOIN US NOW… FOR PORTMANIA 13 DAY 4 6981…

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Let’s Play

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Amo was inspired by the wackiness of PORTMANIA to come up with her own wacky tribute to Natalie. What Amo has done is to use confectionery to mimic Natalie related imagery. Instead of telling you guys what each image represents, I thought I’d give you a chance to guess in the comments section.

They’ll start off quite easily and get progressively more difficult. Some will be literal recreations and others will be more impressionistic. Good luck!


#01

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LATE NIGHT PORTMANIA

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okay. so i kind of forgot.

DAY 3 OF PORTMANIA 13!!

I meant to make this update hours ago but i started watching Natalie on Letterman clips for inspiration and then THE DAY WENT BY.

but things i did do. made a list of Natalie Portman movies I haven’t seen:

My Blueberry Nights
Goya’s Ghosts
The Other Boleyn Girl
Free Zone
Brothers
Black Swan
No Strings Attached
Your Highness
The Other Woman
Hesher

ate three times.

looked up all the Grand Theft Auto games on wikipedia.

drew a picture of A BEAR.

NOW WHAT?!

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