The Other PORTMANIA

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Day FIVE of PORTMANIA 17 is today!

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Quesse made this wallpaper! he’s attended PORTMANIA every year. more or less. there was that one time we had to change venues to be cheaper and, like a lot of people, he skipped out that year. but anyway I can excuse his mix-up of how many PORTMANIA’S there have been. and who can blame him? there’s 17 of them for crying out loud.

but enough of that. he calls his piece “PORTMANIA Submission #1”. WHICH I hope means there’ll be a #2!! because we have nothing ELSE!!!!!

OH MY GOSH. I remember brushing my teeth this morning but I can’t remember if I flossed or not.
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Free PORTMANIA

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For those who want it.

Well now it’s Day 2 of PORTMANIA 17,

yesterday we talked about …. I don’t remember what we talked about.  but nothing will prepare you for what SURPRISES await you on this FABULOUS PORTMANIA DAY! you only have to click MORE to find out!!!!!  PLEEEAAASSSEE????

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IT’S OUR PORTMANIA!!

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AND WE’LL DANCE IF WE WANT TO.kittttt

34 years in the making….PORTMANIA 17

STARTS TODAY!

and it ends next Tuesday – Natalie Portman’s BIRTHDAY!

and PORTMANIA is the week long celebration where KINDNESS, EQUALITY and RATIONALITY rule.

EVERYONE KNOWS ALL OF THAT!

but what you may not know is that thousands of Natalie Portman fans go each year without PORTMANIA. because their internet SUCKS. What can you do to help these poor people?

…. click more to find out.
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Portmania XVII

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  Portmania—our annual week-long celebration of our namesake's birthday—is quickly approaching. It would be awesome if any of you Natalie fans out there can contribute fanworks to celebrate the occasion.…

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