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Bricket Clog

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On the off chance that there are even just a handful of Natalie fans that happen to also be cricket fans, I have a blog (my first) about the sport.…

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PORTMANIA 6981

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PORTMANIA XI DAY FIVE is NATALIE’S BIRTHDAY!

Rachel’s PIC OF THE DAY:

Alive and 28! this is the one we’ve all been waiting for! when we first started PORTMANIA we all said “This will be good when she turns 28. That is the one we are waiting for!” and now it’s HERE. and the tears a flowing, folks, i’m not ashamed to say.

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Merchendsday

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Welcome back to another edition of Beg and Grovel! In related news, the fan comic should hopefully be ready in the next few days and the next normal comic should…

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Pucker Up

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Since it’s all quiet on the Natalie front (although expect a little MakingOf gift later) I thought I might as well respond to Lodovico’s response to yesterday’s Your Highness update.

Lodovico is upset with and firmly disagrees that Natalie will be kissing Danny Mcbride in their new film. Here’s what he had to say:

Even if this is a comedy, that would be too weird they to hook up. And McBride’s character seems a lazy and arrogant nerd, a loser. I highly doubt he gets Natalie’s character at the end. That wouldn’t be funny, just simply weird and awkward. Maybe he’s stalking her aggressively but I couldn’t imagine more… ougggghhhhh… besides, there is already a romantic sequence: between Franco and her fiancée.
I think to show her romantically involved with ugly or weird people is quite unbelievable and unattractive. That’s why they didn’t show her hooking up with Javier Bardem’s character. 🙂 So, I really don’t know why do you think it’s necessary to put her together with an unattractive, fat chubby guy. And why do you think they SHOULD do it. That would be quite disappointing and incredible, so I would be surprised if they would want them hooking up. Ouhhhh….

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