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Adios Portmania

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  Thanks to Sanjiro for Portmania 18 and here's to Natalie hopefully enjoying a great 35th birthday. It was a bit too late for the final day but regular contributor,…

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PORTMANIA Birthday Party Extravaganza Forever!!

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DAY 5 of PORTMANIA is here!! and It’s Natalie’s Birthday! 6981.

Happy Birthday Natalie Portman!!

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ANA! came back to save the world with the above picture. she didn’t have to do it alone.

Because RACHEL returns as well!

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and together we have solved all the worlds problems and never again have to worry about anything except for long lines in public bathrooms at sporting events.

TODAY. is the never-ending party that ends in about 7 minutes and 27 seconds. we will take tests on our Natalie knowledge. find out Facts that we don’t know and Recycling!!
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The Art of PORTMANIA

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LET’S GET IT ON.

Welcome, Portmaniacs!! DAY 4 of PORTMANIA is now. and it’s wonderful!

I have articles and lists and INTERVIEWS with husbands!

BUT FIRST. we’ll start with a PORTMANIAN wallpaper by Rachel the Gorgeous.

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but she didn’t stop there, cause she never does, Rachel is the baddest badass that there ever was.

so here’s NUMBER 2.

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WHAT ELSE CAN THERE BE?!
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Try PORTMANIA

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USELESS!!!!

DAY 2 of PORTMANIA 18 is ready to go. and i’m sure most of you don’t care either way!

so let’s start it all off with this wonderful PORTMANIA magazine cover for June 2016!

BY RACHEL.

 

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that looks like the woman who’s ready to become the 45th president of the United States of America to me. (more…)

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PORTMANIA BEGINS.

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PART 18.

PORTMANIA starts today!! but don’t worry! It’s only five days!! we can get through this together!

This year in PORTMANIA Natalie Portman turns 35. As mentioned last year, this makes her qualified to run for president of the United States. and since PORTMANIA is 18 it can actually vote for her!

And So NataliePortman.com proudly presents:

NATALIE PORTMAN FOR PRESIDENT!!

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I thought last year maybe we should wait until the 2020 election, but I don’t think we can wait. There might not be an Earth left in 2020.

we’ll discuss more inside. AFTER The JUMP.
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