Woah, Sweden be rocking Euro 2004. Hi. A big thanks to Sanjiro for an inspired Portmania, even though his obsession with Charlie was a bit worrying. I guess its okay.…

it's over. NO UPDATES FOREVER. THANKS TO JOHN KERRY. To explain: i had the whole update all done and then dazza says "HEY here's something to add!" and he gives…

DAY 5/6 i guess. because it's so late. and DAZZA is afraid that tomorrow (meaning Saturday) our server HAL is going to break down. So this is the last PORTMANIA…

alright. so bad news. mostly our fault. followed by a slight ray of hope. mostly by the hand of God. BUT FIRST. it's DAY 4 of PORTMANIA. and the after…

IT'S HERE. PORTMANIA 6 Day 3. AKA P-day. and not just any P-DAY but the 23rd annerversary. yup. and 23 is much more than 21. it's time for the PORTMANIA…

Happy Birthday, Natalie. May all your wishes come true, except for the one about me and a falling anvil. Right, so Sanji had to get to work leaving me to…

we're here on DAY TWO. ennui has set in. and so the PORTMANIA 6 favorite thing of the day or something is DRINKING WATER. now there are a thousand pics…

If you're a guy pretending to be a girl....OR a girl pretending to be another girl...WELL you're in luck...cause it's time for PORTMANIA! 6. Since our last Exciting PORTMANIA, many...well,…