PORTMANIA is okay!
it’s the never fun, always disappointing, slightly boring PORTMANIA 15 DAY 2 if this is your first PORTMANIA "Day Two" is just like "Day One" but it's a day…
it’s the never fun, always disappointing, slightly boring PORTMANIA 15 DAY 2 if this is your first PORTMANIA "Day Two" is just like "Day One" but it's a day…
Ladies and Gentlemen if I could have your attention for just ONE moment.... PORTMANIA is about to begin. please turn off all cell phones and leave your screaming children in…
Hey, fellas. This is my extended review of Black Swan.
My earlier review I was afraid of spoilers. So in this one I talk about the ending.
SPOILERS after the jump!
HOORAY.
To kick things off Ana says CHECK OUT NATDOG.
As everyone already knows, today is a 31 years of Natalie Portman EXTRAVAGANZA! we have more pics, a video and a review for BLACK SWAN. I also promise not to talk about FISH. (more…)
DAY FIVE starts now!
BANNER BY CELINA!
TODAY. Baby Birtday Mentions, More Sea Monkeys, and YOUR HIGHNESS! the best movie Natalie Portman ever made? hmmmmmmmmm, could be.
DAY THREE of PORMANIA XIV and now what?!?
I DON’T KNOW.
no one wants to do anything except Carlotto who made THIS:
and its GOOD!!!
i’ve also been thinking and since natalie is turning 31 and she was 11 when she first started filming The Professional that means it’s the TWENTY YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF NATALIE BECOMING AN ACTRESS!!
well. that’s it.
A wise king never seeks out PORTMANIA, but he must always be ready for it.
DAY TWO!! are you guys ready? i’ve brushed my teeth and everything, dudes!
YES, the above gif made by Celina expesses the true feelings of all PORTMANIACS everywhere. and then SOME.
in our second exciting day we talk about THOR and look at a wallpaper by ANA and i tell you the secret origins of NATALIEPORTMAN.COM ITSELF.
Would you like to know more? (more…)