so what if it's TWO days late. i'm not counting. Today we're going to study Natalie Portman's face. If you haven't noticed she's pretty beautiful. and i'll put up a…

I shot my load. Two weeks ago i put up all the Letterman appearances in November. where they all talk about Thanksgiving. and now it's the week of thanksgiving and…

CONTEST. who gets the quote in the header will win... NOTHING. but we'll both be cool. Today is Beautiful Girls Day. so we will have pictures and interviews about Beautiful…

It is November. and that means that it's cold outside. so put on your jackets. and your MITTENS. first i have kind of news. if you wanted to go to…

DAZZA says i have to make a great update tonight to make up for last week's being SO BAD. But i say screw that! You're lucky i made one at…

Today's Monday, isn't it? well, I forgot! I was cleaning my room. I have like $200 in change on the floor. it is ridiculous. you guys don't care anyway. you've…

YES. It's time for me to pick out stuff for you to look at from the OLD SKOOL Nat club. but before we get started, two things you should know…

So, this is the new feature that DAZZA has been talking about. the idea is that i'll put up a weekly update that features a few things from the Natalie…