DAY 2! IT'S day two of OH WAIT... why did i think it was tuesday all day?!?! THIS RUINS THE UPDATE!!! oh well. it's mon for MONDAY i guess. SAK's…

Day 1. Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Children of ALL AGES. The NPMB proudly presents to you... PORTMANIA part 8 That banner was made with love by BAILEY. A…

A reminder of sorts!! Natalie's birthday is in ONE WEEK...! and that means PORTMANIA will Start in 2 days. Be there or Be Triangle (Square is so cliche). also i'm…

yup. Natalie decided enough was enough and ate a turkey alive. the turkey was reported to say "This is just too much." natalie portman is AN ANIMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank you. thank…

All right guys. it's time to take the stick out of your ass and look at Natalie Portman Pictures. the velveteen rabbit?!?! Natalie was once forced to wear this outfit…

It's Christmas time boys and girls and that means drinking is okay. because Booze is what christmas is all about. My dad is so into the christmas spirit he's beating…

I was just deciding that i wouldn't do an update today because DAZZA made two. but then he's all like "Sanjiro will do an update later!" who the hell does…

i can't do the Sanjiro's Corner thing tonight because i'm being called into my job. BUT. if i get home early enough i'll do it later tonight. OR tomorrow. IT…