Natalie Portman’s Shaved Head

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No, not this:

This:

Natalie Portman’s Shaved Head is a Seattle pop band, which I’m surprised to only hear about now.

Here are some Natalie related excerpts from this article.


Natalie Portman was the gossip of the day back when NPSH formed in 2005, because of her shaved-off mane. The members came up with the outlandish alias as a team name for a class vocabulary contest. And it stuck.

“We are not super-fan boys,” said Smith. “We are not obsessed with her.”

If any other celebrity was in the headlines at that time, the band admits their name could have easily been something else. Also, only one member, Price, has never seen “V for Vendetta.”

Just the same, Portman is on the guest list of every show. But on the off chance she did show up, they would “freak out,” said drummer Downey. (more…)

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Interview with Alice

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In lieu of actual news, I decided to interview Alice the bot. Below is the resulting conversation:

Human: Hello Alice
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: I thought I could interview you for my site.
ALICE: I am sure you could.
Human: Awesome.
ALICE: I’m glad you liked it unknown person.
Human: Uh, we haven’t started yet.
ALICE: That’s cool.
Human: So, do you know Natalie Portman?
ALICE: Tell me more. I don’t know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?
Human: She’s an actress.
ALICE: an actress is she?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: How can I help you?
Human: I wanted your opinion on Natalie and her films.
ALICE: But not anymore?
Human: Well you don’t know her, which makes things difficult.
(more…)

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Horror Poll

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With the false rumour that Natalie was to star in a Suspiria remake, I thought the idea of Natalie in a horror might make a good topic for a new…

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Nobody Loves You

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I've just calculated the results of rating Everyone Says I Love You and added them to the films page. These results are, 5 film ratings in, definitely the most different…

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Tweaks

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This morning we've extended the number of updates on each page from 10 to 15. We've also added "next" and "previous" arrows so you can scroll through the updates without…

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Thumbs Up

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As of right now all the thumbs in the image gallery have been rebuilt and reassigned. No more horrible square thumbs and no more broken thumbs. Thanks to Rachel for…

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