PORTMANIA IS REALLY NEAT

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Normally Sanjiro goes AWOL near the ends of Portmania’s and I have to wrap things up. But this time he wasn’t able to make his update because of a computer snafu. Luckily, he sent it to me and so from here on out, here’s Sanji…

It is made of turtle meat!

WE ALL LOVE YOU PORTMANIA!!

GUYS. Natalie is THIRTY.!!

today is the last day of PORTMANIA 13!! the last day to eat blueberry galle!!! the last day to BUY ME PANTS! when we first started this website in feb 2000 natalie was 18. and now she isn’t!!

it’s been eleven years and 13 PORTMANIAs. (the numbering is convoluted) and now we’re all grown up. let’s take a PORTMANIA moment to applaud DAZZA who still updates this site daily. after eleven fricking years! HOORAY DAZZA!

also we’ll take a PORTMANIA moment to wish Natalie Portman’s Mother a HAPPY BIRTHDAY as well. and her unborn child a SOON-TO-BE HAPPY BIRTHDAY. AND JOHNNY DEPP!!

JOIN US NOW… FOR PORTMANIA 13 DAY 4 6981…

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Let’s Play

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Amo was inspired by the wackiness of PORTMANIA to come up with her own wacky tribute to Natalie. What Amo has done is to use confectionery to mimic Natalie related imagery. Instead of telling you guys what each image represents, I thought I’d give you a chance to guess in the comments section.

They’ll start off quite easily and get progressively more difficult. Some will be literal recreations and others will be more impressionistic. Good luck!


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Rotten Timeline

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The guys at Slate have put together a customizable graph that allows you to map the careers of actors and directors. The data used is from the Rotten Tomatoes site,…

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Nat And Ben Sighting

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A blogger had a chance encounter with Natalie and Ben at the Stone Barns Farmer’s Market. I’m going to include the full passage after the jump, but here are the highlights.

– Natalie is pregnant.
– Natalie is beautiful.
– Ben has a French accent.
– Nat and Ben bought a large blueberry galle for a dinner party that they would attend that evening.
– Dinner party was almost certainly plausibly likely to be in celebration of Portmania.
– Thus, henceforth, blueberry galle will be the official food of PORTMANIA, replacing the previous official food – cheese.
– What is blueberry galle anyway?

Read the full account after the jump.

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Natalie And Ben Release Statement

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Slow thy breathing, it’s not a baby announcement. Natalie and Benjamin are supporting the movement to allow gay people to have the same fundamental right to marriage as everyone else. OnTop Magazine has the article and I’ve pasted the statement that was released on their behalf.

“Natalie Portman and her fiance, Benjamin Millepied, are in love, and believe all loving couples should be able to share in the freedom to marry without discrimination. That’s why today they are joining the more than 100,000 people on Freedom to Marry’s Say, ‘I Do’ Open Letter calling on President Obama to do the right thing and become part of America’s majority for marriage,” said Freedom to Marry President Evan Wolfson in a statement.


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