DAY 6.

how do you start the day before the last day of PORTMANIA!?

with a classy wallpaper by STEVE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

and so it starts!

time to make the doughnuts.

today is don’t eat a cow day. if you were planning on eating a cow PLEASE RECONSIDER!

here’s PORTMANIA mascot Betty The Cow:

you can tell by her body language that she’s not at all happy with you thinking about it.

what can you eat instead? I don’t know… chicken?

uh oh. Dave the Chicken looks pretty pissed off. not chicken!! what else is there?!

ok. not sure quite what that guy is. but he looks alright with the idea of people eating him. GOOD JOB, GUYS!

now let’s get to the PMOTD!

Today’s PORTMANIA MOVIE OF THE DAY IS:

Brothers came out in 2009 and Natalie plays Grace a woman who’s married to a POW who returns home messed the hell up and thinks his brother had an affair with his wife!

It’s actually a remake of a Danish film called Brødre.

of all the movies I haven’t seen with Natalie Portman this is the best reviewed. Richard Roeper actually named it the Best Film of 2009! and I’m probably interested in watching this one the most.

i want to make clear that i don’t have a problem with any of the movies i’ve talked about this week. there’s no real reason i haven’t seen these. IN FACT! I MAKE A VOW to you by the next PORTMANIA I’ll have seen these five films! that’s my promise to you, the viewer!

that’s gonna be it for today, dudes. TOMORROW is natale’s birthday which is the whole point of this week to begin with!! let’s all get a good nights sleep and hope that TOMORROW DOESN’T SUCK.

PORTMANIA LET DOWN.