DAY FIVE starts now!

BANNER BY CELINA!

TODAY. Baby Birtday Mentions, More Sea Monkeys, and YOUR HIGHNESS! the best movie Natalie Portman ever made? hmmmmmmmmm, could be.

Yesterday was not only Thursday. it was also the FIRST Birthday of NatBaby. so happy birthday to him! ALEPHENOMENON IN PORTMANIA??

Joe Schmoe has found the exact Sea-Monkey Ad i was talking about yesterday. imagine those things existing in a fishbowl in your house! just sitting around looking at you.

honestly i don’t even know what real Sea-Monkeys look like.

no the PORTMANIA movie of the day: Your Highness.

Natalie plays Isabel. she shoots arrows and stuff. HELL YEAH!

you either think YOUR HIGHNESS is the WORST movie ever made, or you think it’s the BEST movie ever made. Or you think it’s OKAY.

i think it’s okay. i would say it’s better than both Hesher and No Strings Attached. but less than Thor.

Your Highness also has Courtney who i think is fantastic and cool.

is this the END?! one more day left to do all our PORTMANIA things!! Natalie’s BIRTHDAY is Tomorrow. and with it brings world peace and TENDERNESS!!!! also a review of BLACK SWAN!!! i’ll see you folks there!

Hide Your PORTMANIA!