Normally Sanjiro goes AWOL near the ends of Portmania’s and I have to wrap things up. But this time he wasn’t able to make his update because of a computer snafu. Luckily, he sent it to me and so from here on out, here’s Sanji…
It is made of turtle meat!
WE ALL LOVE YOU PORTMANIA!!
GUYS. Natalie is THIRTY.!!
today is the last day of PORTMANIA 13!! the last day to eat blueberry galle!!! the last day to BUY ME PANTS! when we first started this website in feb 2000 natalie was 18. and now she isn’t!!
it’s been eleven years and 13 PORTMANIAs. (the numbering is convoluted) and now we’re all grown up. let’s take a PORTMANIA moment to applaud DAZZA who still updates this site daily. after eleven fricking years! HOORAY DAZZA!
also we’ll take a PORTMANIA moment to wish Natalie Portman’s Mother a HAPPY BIRTHDAY as well. and her unborn child a SOON-TO-BE HAPPY BIRTHDAY. AND JOHNNY DEPP!!
JOIN US NOW… FOR PORTMANIA 13 DAY 4 6981…
and so. i’m in the process of watching Black Swan today. and then i will get ridiculously drunk!
BUT NOW FANART.
sharhem
and Rachel
Rachel makes a good point.
it’s been three decades of Natlaie Portman. i forgot about that! a Decade is TEN YEARS and three would be THIRTY!!!
time for a Natalie FACT!(WARNING: Natalie FACTS often leap before they’ve looked)
Natlaie FACT: lots of people go around looking for Natalie on the street thinking she’d be easy to spot being so short and pregnant. they say “We’ll find her.” The hell you will. She’s got a two day head start on you, which is more than she needs. Natalie has got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, she speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, she’ll blend in, disappear, you’ll never see her again. With any luck, she’s got the grail already.
ahem.
well that’s it! ANOTHER PORTMANIA BITES THE DUST. and what have we learned?
i can’t think of a damned thing.
but we laughed and sang and one guy cried uncontrollably. and i found a PEN!
all in all not a bad PORTMANIA. just this side of atrocious.
Thanks to everyone that sent stuff in and thanks to DAZZA for uploading and thanks to Natalie for having a birthday! HOORAY HOORAY.
PORTMANIA AND BEYOND!