A blogger had a chance encounter with Natalie and Ben at the Stone Barns Farmer’s Market. I’m going to include the full passage after the jump, but here are the highlights.

– Natalie is pregnant.
– Natalie is beautiful.
– Ben has a French accent.
– Nat and Ben bought a large blueberry galle for a dinner party that they would attend that evening.
– Dinner party was almost certainly plausibly likely to be in celebration of Portmania.
– Thus, henceforth, blueberry galle will be the official food of PORTMANIA, replacing the previous official food – cheese.
– What is blueberry galle anyway?

Read the full account after the jump.

I noticed this nice looking couple walking the courtyard in front of the market area. They caught my eye because it was obvious that the young woman was very, very pregnant. They made their way over to the Red Barn table. The gentleman of this couple started asking me about the various cookies that I had for sale and began debating with his lady friend over the choices. I was looking at her while they were talking, I couldn’t help but think to myself, Wow, she is a really pretty girl. As I started really looking at her, I thought to myself, she looks a lot like Natalie Portman. As she lifted her sunglasses to look at something, I took a good look at her, and I realized – Holy Crap it IS Natalie Portman!!! As I continued my banter with who I then realized was Benjamin Millepied, she interrupted him to remind him they were going to a dinner party that evening and should bring something for dessert. They decided on a large blueberry gallet, some molasses cookies to snack on right then, and they were on their way.

I have to say, she is a very pretty woman. The way she looks on-screen is exactly the was she looks in real life. I doubt there is much airbrushed need on her pictures. I was going to ask if she was who she was, but her companion subtley let me know that my instincts were correct, but I shouldn’t say anything. He is very good-looking as well, and has a sexy french accent. She is probably going to give birth pretty soon (my money is on the next two weeks) and I am sure they are going to make very beautiful, smart, talented, multi-lingual babies. I wonder if they will get married at Blue Hill at Stone Barns, it is supposed to be a beautiful place to get married.