This year, Portmania is a teen. And bad luck. A bad luck teen as Natalie turns 30 and is with child. You couldn’t make this up.

Portmania will begin, Sanjiro willing, on June 6th and will run until Natalie’s birthday on ___ (if you don’t know by now…)

What we NEED from you is stuff. Wallpapers, fanart, songs, vegetable art…I don’t really care. Just make sure Portmania or Natalie’s birthday is involved in some way. Taking a photo of your dinner salad is NOT Portmania worthy. Manipulating the salad to look like Natalie IS Portmania worthy.

Below are two Portmania examples from past years.