Lainey Gossip attended the RADD pre Oscar party and being a big Natalie fan, of course had something to say.

Only caught a quick glimpse of Natalie Portman and her new man. She is SO small. And that skirt is shorter than you think. The outfit also looks better than it photographs. Portman was having a word with Carey Mulligan. It was all I could do not to have a Sapphic meltdown all over the grand piano.

I hope I can be in the same room as Natalie some day. If for no other reason than to see if a decade of hearing how short she is will prepare me for it. I would never have thought Lainey would also go to that old well. She must be really munchkin sized 😛