Defamer has a strange new project rumour.

Weirdest idea for a book adaptation since Woody Allen did Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex. Lionsgate has acquired the screen adaptation rights to pregnancy bible What to Expect When You’re Expecting. Yes: A pregnancy guide is going to be a movie. Natalie Portman is in talks to play the table of contents.

Their source is The Wrap but that original article doesn’t have any mention of Natalie’s involvement.

Nevertheless, I contacted a source who assures me that this rumour is not true.

UPDATE – I read that article way too quickly. Was going to add it to the rumoured page today and realized that the Natalie link is obviously a joke. Whoops.