Yet another celebrity name drops Natalie. This time its Harry Potter star, Emma Watson.

And is there anyone she still hopes to meet? “I’ve never met Natalie ­Portman but my driver on the ­Potter films, ­Nigel, has driven her, so I’ve sat in the same car! I also met Johnny Depp during the filming for Charlie and the ­Chocolate Factory in Shepperton.” She stops and smiles. “And I’m still intimidated by ­meeting Jo Rowling.”

Has there ever been a more misleading title for an update? Sorry, couldn’t help myself. Nigel is a lucky guy.