Howdy, howdy, howdy!

June 9th fast approaches and so NP.com proudly presents the ultimate celebration of all things Natalie Portman

the Good

the Bad

and the Ugly

Yes. it’s that time of year again. a time we call Happy, Fruitful or more commonly June. a time that starts with excitement and giddiness and that usually ends with heartache and tears. also a vague sense of incompetence and shame. A time when Natalie turns a year older and we all get drunk on her beauty and … eyebrows? i’m not sure. it might be that picture up there.

well. there’ll be no news in this PORTMANIA to get in the way this year. “WHAT?!” you might be asking in your head or quite possibly you’ve said it outloud, so alarmed are you by my statement (and I apologize for shocking you and making you exclaim a question outloud and possibly embarrass yourself in front of family and friends). But it’s TRUE. News is not a part of PORTMANIA this YEAR. “So, why would I read these ridiculous and useless updates then?” You’ve asked in your head or possibly outloud again (for which I think is no longer my fault and you should seek professional help). well the answer is because we will have AWESOME and INCREDIBLE fanart and wallpapers and other things to amaze!!! that is if people send stuff in. the last couple of years you guys have sent in less and less. but WE CAN DO IT, GUYS. WE CAN DO IT.

who am i kidding? I CANNOT DO IT. send in wallpapers PLEASE!!!!

So first up in that regard NP.com’s very own Rachel has made a PORMANIA graphic for every day of PORTMANIA there is. and here’s day ONE’s!

THE FUN STARTS NOW, RACHEL! YOU HAVE DEMANDED IT.

Kitten sends in her Birthday wishes.

And Celina has made a wallpaper of three Natalies standing around on a cloudy day wondering what it is that makes this world SO GREAT.

YES. Well Three Natalies, all you have to do is look at each other!!

I think that might be it for DAY ONE of PORTMANIA XI. YAY! TOMORROW DAY TWO. I will be bringing WORDS that make up SENTENCES that will make you go “What the hell is he talking about?!” in your head. or outloud again (Stop doing that).

BEFORE WE GO. Cenlina has one more pic for Today. So let’s all look at the three Natalies wishing themselves and other natalies in the world a happy birthday.

Bring the PORTMANIA