Just a couple smaller items today.

– Joe Momma’s Pizza has yet another menu item called “Natalie Portman.”

With mushrooms, black olives, green peppers, Roma tomatoes and onions, The Natalie Portman (no joke) is a great choice for vegetarians and meat eaters alike.

– A new actress on Desperate Housewives received a small comparison to Natalie.

Whatever the story line is, it’s going to be juicy with Maiara as Ana, who looks like Gisele Bündchen, has an air of Natalie Portman and plays the bitchy teenager as well as Rachel McAdams did in Mean Girls.