Spoonbat has found a blog where a guy breaks down womanly types into 7 categories: Buttons, Nerds, Sultresses, Unicorns, Serpants, Swans and Critters, which is what Natalie falls into.

Critters – Don’t let the name throw you, these special little wonders make the world go round. Although critters are typically smaller women with shorter hair, they come in all shapes – emaciated, normal, frumpy, you name it. Unlike their button nosed sisters, there’s something a little different about these women that drive us wild.

Natalie Portman – I don’t care if you call her androgynous, Natalie is critter perfection!

Uh…whatever, dude.