A week and a half ago, a story broke that Natalie had turned down a role in the upcoming film, Doubt, because she didn’t “understand celibacy”.

Firstly, if Natalie ever needed insight in what its like to not get laid, she could always drop me a line. Secondly, I was finally able to get some not very surprising confirmation.

Yes, Natalie was approached. Yes, she turned down the role. No, the real reason she passed had nothing to do with the celibacy.

My source was also able to confirm that the faux perfume ad is true. I’m hoping to get some more details at a later stage but its possible the ad will only be seen in the museum exhibit.