DAY THREE. or FOUR!

you decide.

PORTMANIA number nine keeps going and i can’t stop it! well almost.

YESTERDAY i wrote up a whole PORTMANIA report and then it wouldn’t go up! Someone wants PORTMANIA to end! i’m thinking it’s those jerkoff monkeys i told you about before.

so anyway. Todays PORTMANIA UPDATE: TWO IN ONE.

SAK’s Tuesday PORTMANIA picture of the week!

yeah. that’s natalie smiling at herself and her smiling back. CREEPY!!!!!!!!! (<-NINE exclaimation points!) and now SAK’s WEDNESDAY (<---! NINE) PORTMANIA picture of the week!

a chart of greatness!

now for the news. Natalie lives in a house!! and it’s all like this: PICTURES OF HOUSE! not TV show house! Natalie house! thanks to eve29473.

not only that but Pasha found the full version of the brief MSNBC Q&A from a week
or 2 ago. READ IT AND BE HAPPY.

it’s time for a natalie FACT! (WARNING! Natalie FACTS Cause Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy.)

Natalie FACT: when Natalie was a baby the russians thought she was a BOMB. and then they found out she wasn’t. and then someone ate a hotdog. it was all really anticlimactic.

here comes PORTMANIA superhero Keira to save the day.

some avatars:

Small!
Also Small!
these are all really small
THIS ONE IS HUGE!!!!
I was lying that last time

Keira also sends in THIS.

fellow PORTMANIA superhero Jean sends in THREE wallpapers (three times three is NINE)

PORTMANIA is exhausting
SIX Natalies! (six plus three is NINE)
three Natalies! (we already discussed three)

liana sends in Natalie being Beautiful!

and from Isaac comes this PORTMANIA wallpaper. CLASSY.

and yes that’s it. the double PORTMANIA Day 3 AND 4 (three plus four is only seven) closes. but come back tomorrow and see what happens. probably nothing. if you guys want i say we have a Benji movie marathon. now that sounds cool! if those monkeys aren’t around will have a good time. and maybe with luck they’ll be Benji fans too!! hell!

Choosy Mothers Choose PORTMANIA.