DAY ONE.
folks, it’s time for another week of peace, love and understanding. a week celebrating Natalie’s birthday and all things natalie in general. and sometimes french fries.
we call it PORTMANIA. Number Nine. that’s right. there’s been NINE PORTMANIAS. and the nines don’t stop there LOOK AT THIS!
of course everyone knows the NINTH of june is Natalie’s birthday. she turns 26 on saturday. 2+6=8. and then you add one!!!! and it’s NINE. OH YEAH!!
and then if you add one letter to Saturday there’s NINE Letters.
and if you lose a finger you have NINE left.
anyway.
starting off the festivities is SAK with his SUNDAY birthday picture of the week!
I know what you’re thinking Those words look like a bunch of NONSENSE. but i think Sak was drunk. so that explains it perfectly.
Next up is a new POLL.
but first the results of the last poll…
What should the Portmania theme be for this year?
Portmania is a theme all on its own 46.09% (230 votes)
Red 22.24% (111 votes)
Cow 9.42% (47 votes)
26-13=13 8.82% (44 votes)
Spring has sprung 6.61% (33 votes)
Genocide 6.61% (33 votes)
and now onto the NEW POLL. Brishen has made Four new Banners based on the W magazine photo shoot. and DAZZA wants you to pick which one to be put on the top! so GO VOTE.
now a time-out for a word of warning. PORTMANIA is quite dangerous. one time a bunch of monkeys took us all hostage. so if this is your first PORTMANIA you might want to sit this one out. It’s gonna be tough. but i think we’ll make it.
to wind down the frist day Jean sends in a couple of wallpapers to make things easy.
look at how cool Jean looks now. sends in her fanart and all. YOU CAN DO IT TOO. cause saving PORTMANIA is the thing to do. so send in all your stuff and look supercool like Jean!!!
ALRIGHT. now we’re cooking! except the first day is ending. BUT. a whole week remains. how will we do it?!?!? with patience and time, yo. but first i want to go get some french fries. TUNE IN TOMORROW!!!!! OR DON’T. i can’t force you. i’m too chicken.
PORTMANIA we Stand!