Hiya

We’ve been all about the pics lately but today its all text baby!

Let’s start with that Lost Painting rumour from yesterday. We checked with our sources and they “have no information about the Lost Painting to give”. There is a small chance they could mean that they just can’t confirm it right now but I think its more likely that the rumour is false. Romans, feel free to pick up your swords again.

On the brighterside, we do know she’s doing Darjeeling Limited in India and here comes another Nat sighting from the wonderful world of blogs. Thanks to Marina for the find.

You’re trapped in a (temporarily) out of order elevator – who would you like to be trapped with?

Natalie Portman!!! She really is as beautiful in person and I can personally tell you this. I rubbed shoulders with her while in Jodhpur, India about 2 weeks ago. She was with a tall dark hair handsome man at the time, and she stopped to take a picture of a cow in the street. I caught a glance from her since I was the only non-Indian there at the market. I thought she would be taller in person, but she is tiny and had her dirty, short hair up dororthy style with a cute casual dress and white high top chucks on. Ahhh!!! I did not say anything to her because I did not want to be annoying, especially if she was on vacation. Besides, she probably likes not easily being recognised in a remote place like India (Bollywood rules the screen there). Now I could totally kick myself for not saying anything at all. The whole time all I can think to myself is “Be cool, and don’t do anything stupid…like follow her” Well, I did follow her, but at a distance so that I would not raise any suspision (stalker me!!).

Trapped in an elevator with Natalie…I think most of my dreams start like that. And end with us playing hungry hungy hippo while Bob Dylan eats cheese in the corner…I had a strange childhood.

And finally, Cecilia found an interview with Gael in Portuguese. She translated a brief Nat mention.

?Q: And what about your relationship with Natalie Portman? How have you been able to preserve your relationship from becoming one of those celebrity things??

A:(Gael laughs). You?re trying to kill me, honestly! Natalie is a great women and a great actress, don?t get me in trouble?

Q: ok! All right??

Hah, cute. Kick his ass, Nat.

That’s it for now. Have a great weekend.