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I bet this is gonna go down well. There is a new romantic link in Natalie’s life and he’s richer than all of us combined. Here’s the report…

LIFE STYLE EXTRA (UK) – Natalie Portman is dating a British multi-millionaire.

The ‘Closer’ actress was wined and dined by Nat Rothschild at Wilton’s restaurant in London earlier this week.

The pair went to great lengths to avoid being photographed and arrived at the restaurant separately.

A source told Britain’s Daily Mail newspaper: “A casually dressed Natalie and a female friend pulled up in a chauffeured car at about 9pm and went into the restaurant. Nat arrived on foot five minutes later.”

Natalie, 25, who is in London making ‘The Other Boleyn Girl’, stayed at the restaurant for more than three hours and left with Nat.

The source added: “After three hours, Natalie came out with her pal, who was holding hands with Nat’s friend. Thhen Nat ran down the street, jumped in next to Natalie and they drove off.”

This article is interrupted so I can say “goddamn, thats the most awkward and confusing description of events since I tried to explain to police him my penis got caught in the toaster”. The article will now continue…

Nat Rothschild, one of Britain’s most eligible bachelors, will inherit £500 million as the heir of the Rothschild Jewish banking dynasty.

The 35-year-old is a successful financier, and is known for his partying lifestyle.

In 1995, he eloped to Las Vegas with socialite Annabelle Neilson. The couple divorced three years later and since then he has been linked with Ivanka Trump.

Israeli-born Natalie has reportedly dated a series of gorgeous actors – including Jake Gyllenhaal and Hayden Christensen.

I wouldn’t jump to any conclusions but I doubt that will stop the bashing.

Here are some pics from the Wilton’s appearance. Thanks to Just Jared.

Is it just me or does she look incredibly youthful in those pics? Regardless, she’s looking fantastic.

Speaking of looking fantastic, Orionsaint was quick off the draw and encoded Access Hollywood talking about Natalie and Audrey Hepburn. You can download the short clip here. And here is a little screen capture of another of the Audrey-Nat pics.

Simply stunning.

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