let’s talk TURKEY. they never do get to talk.

i am obsessed with ellipsis today. so i will be using them… a lot.

well for those in the know this is the 193rd PORTMANIA! i’m counting all the other dimensions in this. for our reality it would be… the seventh?! is that it?!?! we’re just babies.

if there are some of you who don’t know what PORTMANIA is… i will explain.

every year and twice on sundays we do the WEEK OF PORTMANIA. a celebration of Natalie Portman’s birthday. and so this is that week. Natalie will be 24 on Thursday. hopefully it all adds up to an amazing celebration of the one called nat by people she will never meet. (that’s us.) but usually it ends with some people getting wedgies and angry drunken rants by turkeys

to start off this crazy week i have… pretty much nothing.

EXCEPT. the results of the MTV awards… in which Natalie up for many. maybe 3? i don’t know. she won…. NONE OF THEM. who the hell was in charge of this?!?! THIS IS PORTMANIA FOR GOD’S SAKE!

you can read the whole sad story Here.

speaking of crazy…which i think someone was… Avion sent in his picture of what he does while being crazy.

he hangs himself under a bridge and writes messages of inspiration.

yes. it’s true. it’s true.

he hung himself a second time and wrote that NP.com rules as well. but that ain’t what this week is about. we have all year to talk about how much WE rule. but only one lonely week to talk about natalie.

and so ends the first exciting installment of PORTMANIA 7! i have 7 days to bore you to death. so don’t be dying yet!!!

PORTMANIA is… colorblind!!!