Hiya

Tufkad found some lovely pics of Nat at a Kerry rally in June.
Bill bravely restrains himself from jumping on Nat.
“Would you like to come back to my place and watch a movie? Seriously…Hillary won’t mind…”
“Damn, I’m trying to take a cellphone pic of that lovely window but that damn actress won’t get out the way.
Crossed arms? I guess she’s not impressed by wild flailing of the arms.
Damn, campaigning is tough.

We had this pic already but it was poor quality. Thanks to Melody for this lovely scan of Julia being excluded from the circle of cool.

Remember that Nat filmed a show for The Actors Studio (last week was it?)? Well Sonoyta found out that the show airs November 21!!!

And here’s a couple reports from the recording.

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So, things didn’t work out quite as well as I’d hoped last night, but we’ll see what happens. At any rate, here are some lessons I learned from the experience:

1) In the movie Where the Heart Is, they gave Natalie Portman Angela Basset’s boobs. So, at some point, Angela Basset had to have casts taken of her chest. Nice work if you can get it.

2) Natalie Portman is absolutely gorgeous, and ridiculously smart.

3) Either James Lipton’s sycophantic tendencies aren’t so obnoxious when you get to see the whole interview, or he just doesn’t come off as being as disingenuous when the object of his fawning is as talented, poised, and articulate as Ms. Portman.

So, in conclusion, me likey Natalie.

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For those who were wondering, Natalie Portman at the Actor’s Studio was wonderful. I didn’t take any pictures because my digital camera is set to eliminate red eye, so this big red light flashes before the picture is taken, and I thought that might distract her or James Lipton. She’s a really interesting person though it pissed me off that nothing was wrong with her life, no tragedy or mental break downs. She even likes herself.

Thanks to Amidoll and euripides trousers from AQMB.

And finally, we used to have something called Dumbass of the Week. I was being bombarded with stupidity and felt I needed to take the fight to dumbasses everywhere. After awhile the dumbasses retreated back to their dumbass headquarters.

And we all lived happily ever after.

Until today.

Dumbass of the Week

how dare you tell people what to do!!! you are telling people not to smoke….its their choice if they want to!! i saw the satirical ad of natalie smoking….and you said….enjoy BUT DONT SMOKE…why? natalie smokes….why shouldnt i?

So I had to reply: “You definitely need to start smoking as soon as possible. Go for it and have fun!”

ok….natalie portman smokes….but it seems you are telling other viewers on the site not to? well some of us have been smoking for awhile!! you have no right telling people not to smoke…..especially since you approve of natalie smoking…you arent telling her that….so why are you telling us that?? i dont like her anyway…..

I don?t approve of her smoking. It?s her life.
And if you don?t like her, don?t visit the site and don?t email me.
Unless you?re a masochist? That might explain the smoking.

ok…that is better. then why dont you put that on your site! you put in caps DO NOT SMOKE! how dare you….why did you do that….you think its ok for natalie portman to smoke…..but you put in caps to all the site viewers….DO NOT SMOKE……why? you dont make sense……was it a joke….or were you being fecetious when you said that i need to start smoking….i already do!!

So it?s ok I tell people to smoke but it?s an awful thing to tell people not to? God, you?re a moron. Stop emailing me.

But did he stop? Hell no.

she is a whore and a slut….why did she start smoking…..i started smoking because of her…..i wouldnt have a problem telling her that……

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what is a masochist? and why were you telling people DO NOT SMOKE…when its their life!! were you being fecetious when you told me to start smoking? i already have…..lol….

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i asked if you were being fecetious….you have to put in caps….DO NOT SMOKE…..why? why cant you let people decide for themselves……

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is natalie a masochist? i dont know what that word means…..

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you have no right to tell others what to do!! WHY ARE YOU F***ING TELLING PEOPLE NOT TO SMOKE ON YOUR SITE….WHY DONT YOU JUST LET PEOPLE DECIDE FOR THEMSELVES?? YOU REALLY HAVE SOME NERVE!

And the funniest use of a question mark ever

you were a f***ing idiot to say that? dont you dare tell people what to do……you should live in communism!

He also felt the need to contact me on AIM. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Good night!