Hiya

I thought I’d share a couple things that tickled my funny bone today.

Celia typed up this little tidbit from the August CosmoGirl.

Q: Is it true that Natalie Portman is engaged?-Carly, 17, Boston, MA.
A: Natalie’s boyfriend, Gael Garcia Bernal (Y Tu Mama Tambien), is so hot, you’d think she’d want to take him off the market permanently. Nat, 23, and Gael, 25, swear they’re not engaged but say they’re “looking forward to spending the rest of their lives together.” (Um, what’s the diff?) Until Natalie’s ready to say “I do,” check her out in Garden State with Scrubs’ star Zach Braff (opening July 30) and Closer with Julia Roberts (out this fall).

This confirms it. Our April Fools joke was the best damn joke ever. They even quote Natalie and Gael with the quote that I WROTE!

HAHAHA!

Quality reporting that.

And the other item was an email that I was sent.

Hellow,

Natalie, I am your greatest fan ever.I can wacht your pics every day. But I never can see nude pics of you. Pleaze , send me some pics totaly nude, please. (I ‘m a girl to)

-charlotte-

The cherry on top is that the name on the email was not Charlotte but Yuri.

Nice try.