IT’S HERE.

PORTMANIA 6 Day 3. AKA P-day. and not just any P-DAY but the 23rd annerversary.

yup. and 23 is much more than 21.

it’s time for the PORTMANIA THING OF THE DAY:

STRAIGHT HAIR.

here’s a pic of her dog.

i’m not even trying anymore.

so what to do on this momentous day?! why, EAT CARROTS AND DRINK MILK.

if that’s not enough for you you could make some toast, i suppose.

SO NOW. here’s a new NP.COMic.

and here is a new pic of natalie that was taken by Brian last night at the GARDEN STATE new york Premeire. OOOOOOOOOH.

and that’s …it? well kind of. DAZZA has the gallery coming up but it won’t be ready in time. and so another update later tonight.

in the meantime eat your carrots and drink your milk. and remember that 23 years ago today a thing happened. and so in honor of that thing we say “HAPPY BIRTHDAY NATALIE PORTMAN. Don’t be a stranger.”

and there’s actually like 4 days left of PORTMANIA. FOUR DAYS! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!?!?!?! we got nowhere else to go! I’m sure SOMETHING will happen. maybe some cows will come by and sing songs or teach us about nature. or wallpapers.

OKAY. TOMORROW DAY FOUR AND THE BORINGNESS CONTINUES.

HIGH AND MIGHTY PORTMANIA