we’re here on DAY TWO.

ennui has set in. and so the PORTMANIA 6 favorite thing of the day or something is

DRINKING WATER.

now there are a thousand pics of her walking around with a water bottle and all. but i couldn’t find one. so here she is with her dog again.

dogs drink water so it fits. so drink as much water as you can. cause you only live once. and if natalie says “YAY WATER” so do you. that’s how this thing of ours works.

i hope you are all enjoying the PORTMANIA this year but i’ll interrupt the fun to remind everyone that there are people out there that don’t have cable. it’s a shame. a damn shame.

here’s the news.
HELLOmagazine has news on an event that natalie attended. THE FASHION AWARDS. she looked incredibly great at this thing. and to prove it here’s a Pic (that you can see if you click on the above link but DON’T yet.):

whoa.

ok. now you can click.

thanks to ross.

Melody & Mart have set a gallery. more to come tomorrow…

Here’s what you can expect hi resiness.

Next is a GARDEN STATE Review that’s in the July Vanity Fair. Thanks to Jim for that.

it’s time for a natalie FACT (WARNING! Natalie FACTS are worthless and bad influences.)

Natalie FACT: Natlaie’s head is too big for her body. the head tilts you see her doing and love are her just giving her body a break. because it deserves one. and her favorite color is red.

a PORTMANIA SPECIAL REPORT!

John says:

COLOR ALERT COLOR ALERT
I saw Nat and asked her her favorite color, and she said red!!

haw haw haw. i SO beat you to it, john. GOOD LUCK NEXT TIME.

the Garden State “Anatomy of a Scene” episode Airs tonight on The Sundance Channel. you can read more about it, including show times and repeats, here. thanks to Amidoll for the reminder.

oh yeah. why don’t some of you guys tape that show and send it in to us so that the whole world can see. because PORTMANIA is about sharing!

AND SO. What have we learned so far this PORTMANIA? well. natalie’s head is too big, her favorite color is red, sharing is cool and natalie’s worn pants in the past year. that’s more than we’ve learned in all the other PORTMANIA’S COMBINED. job well done.

BUT BEFORE WE GO. here’s a NEW POLL!

here are the results of the last poll:

Your thoughts on the NEW Garden State trailer?

I haven’t seen it yet. 36.59%(176 votes)

Even better than the teaser. Brilliant. 26.2% (126 votes)

Not as good as the teaser but still very promising. 22.04% (106 votes)

I haven’t seen it yet becasue I’m blind, which also makes voting hard. 10.19% (49 votes)

My anticipation has taken a huge dip. 3.74% (18 votes)

well?

so ends DAY 2 of PORTMANIA. boring as usual. BUT TOMORROW is the MOST IMPORTANT DAY OF THE YEAR. Plus Day 3. so come on back. AND WE LOVE YOU.

PORTMANIA IS A HELL OF A DRUG.