TheForce.Net has posted what may be the best article i’ve ever read.

it’s about two crazy guys who do crazy things. i suggest you read the WHOLE THING! but here’s the Natalie part:

Livingston told police that over the years he has paid Brayman – a man he believed to have special spiritual powers – thousands of dollars for praying to protect people.

Livingston told police he had specifically paid Brayman $80 a week over 173 weeks for a total of $13,840 to protect actress Natalie Portman. According to the warrant, Brayman told Livingston that “eggs had been implanted in Natalie, and if the eggs hatched, she would be invaded by creatures that would strangle off her oxygen and she would be torn apart from the inside out.”

Oh, to be young again.